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Two old friends were just about to tee off at teh first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.'

'Sure,' they said, 'You're welcome.' So they started playing and enjoyed teh game and teh company of teh newcomer.


Part way around teh course, one of
teh friends asked teh newcomer, 'What do you do for a living?'

'I'm a hit man,' was teh reply.

'You're joking!' was teh response.

'No, I'm not,' he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. 'Here are my tools.'

'That's a beautiful telescopic sight,' said teh other friend, 'Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from
here.' So he picked up teh rifle and looked through teh sight in teh direction of his house..

'Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in teh window.' 'Wow, I can see my wife in teh bedroom.. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her......He's naked, too!!!

He turned to teh hit man, 'How much do you charge for a hit?'

'I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger.'

'Can you do two for me now?'

'Sure, what do you want?'

'First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth.'

'Then teh neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his pecker off to teach him a lesson.'

Teh hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few
minutes.

'Are you going to do it or not?' said teh friend impatiently.

'Just be patient,' said teh hit man calmly, 'I think I can save you a grand here.....'
 
 

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