A
Short Love
Story
A man and a woman who had never met
before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very
tired and fell asleep quickly.....
He in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.
At 1:00 AM , the man leaned down and
gently woke the woman saying : 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied .
'Just for tonight, let 's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he
exclaimed.
'Good,' she
replied. 'Get your own f ...ing blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he
farted.
The End
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