Bad Jokes....really, they're not very
good
- Last child support check!
LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK. Today be my baby girl 18th birthday. I be so glad that dis be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all dose payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get here, I say, "Baby girl,
- A Man and His Wife
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door..
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
- Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven ,1st woman: Hi! Wanda,2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
- Jack had been in Police work for 25 years
Jack had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick
of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of
land in Wyoming as far from humanity as possible.
- A Cop Stops a Harley
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
'Fred,' he replies.
- His & Hers Diaries
His & Hers Diaries .HER DIARY,Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long...,
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