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Big Tom's Jokes
#1
The teacher asked the class to
use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw
his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not
fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was
'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well,
That was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by
Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she
called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big
she can only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.
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