A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
Two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, When at
a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow Pasture."
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I Noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there Was a
golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the Middle of
the
cow's butt."
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey,
this looks Like yours!'"
"I don't remember much after
that...."
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