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WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A
DRUNK........
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb.. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing
behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk said to me, 'You must be
single.
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was courious as to why he
thought this, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing that
could have tiped him off..
Curiosity getting the best of me I had to ask him, "How on earth did you know
that?"
He replied, "Cause you're ugly"
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