Strutt's Jokes
A pretty young blonde woman in Lake Havasu was so depressed that she decided
to end her life by throwing herself into the river. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into
the frigid water when a handsome young seaman saw her teetering on the edge of the bridge,
crying.
He took pity on her and said,
"Look, you have so much to live for." I'm off to Hawaii in the morning. If you like, I can stow you away
on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm
round her waist and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy.
The blonde nodded. What did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Hawaii would give her life new
meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in the bowels of the ship. From then on, he brought her
three sandwiches and a piece of fruit every night, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Two weeks later, the blonde was discovered by the Ferry Captain during a routine inspection. "What are you
doing here?" he asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the seamen," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Hawaii, and in return
he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," said the Captain. "This is the London Bridge
Ferry.."
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