THE
REDHEAD
Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl.
He found three in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said,
'I am the President of the United
States.
Now how
much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
She replied, $200.'
To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was $100.
He then asked the redhead...
Her reply was,
'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as
high as my taxes,
my panties as low as my wages, Get that thing of yours as hard as the times we
are living in,
and keep it rising like the price of gas, Keep me warmer than it is in my apartment
and
screw me the way you have retirees, Then it isn't going to cost you a
damn
cent !'
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